Happy Mrs. Chicken
My name is Harri, I'm a 27 year old geek from the UK. Mostly I will be using this tumblr to witter about things that I'm sure my RL friends would find completely uninteresting.

I also sell crochet thingamamobs here http://www.facebook.com/institcheswitney
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I don’t want to go running. But I am.



every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

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I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.

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Between my daughter being a pain and my stupid early morning sort of hang over (both alcohol and food related) I can’t see myself getting much sleep tonight.

Thank god for tumblr.

I’m determined to learn the words to the song on the Visit Wales ad, because I keep singing along anyway and I swear I can hear my Welsh granny spinning in her grave, bless her.

It’s a lovely lullaby. Here’s a link for the curious

dropbrian asked: Can you make your girlfriend make you a sandwich? Because I don't care what HRT, dysphoria therapy, or surgery you've been through—if you cannot get sandwiches "on demand" from your girlfriend, then you are not a real man.




what is this..

also… wtf?

cis man tears

Lmao. There nothing a penis can do that a vibrator can’t do 1000X better.

Hubby keeps saying we should catch up on the Game of Thrones tv series but as a fan of the books I don’t think I can do that to myself.

2 pints into a passable afternoon


I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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